We interrupt these random musings to bring you an important safety announcement:
![My laptop has been to Hell and back. MacBook with 9 keys melted.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__-p4Q9V0omk/S1hTDc6lKNI/AAAAAAAAAB0/1gILTvKaZ40/s640/macbookmelted.jpg)
When a very small person spills juice in your laptop, a hairdryer is not the right tool for the job.
It still won't power on, and now nine of the key caps are mangled. I think I've simply disfigured its corpse.