Monday, January 4, 2010

Access Hatches

Underground labYes, the rumors are true. Google has constructed a series of secret underground labs connected by high pressure pipes, to synthesize and transport Google Juice around the planet. Google Juice is devilishly difficult to generate and must be infused into a website quickly before it begins to destabilize, though once absorbed by the server it is remarkably stable.

The apparatus which powers this system requires constant supervision and maintenance, and if you watch carefully you might spot the access hatches scattered here and there.

Google manhole cover

(Kidding. Really. Nothing to see, please move on.)