Wednesday, January 27, 2010

On the Ancestry of Consumer Electronics

Writing about the Newtpocalypse the other day inspired me to get my MessagePad 120 working again. In the comments of that post, Grant Hutchinson pointed out that my MP120 would not be affected and should still work. Indeed, it does! The backup lithium battery still had a little charge left, so my files are still present. The Newton pre-dates Flash memory, and stores all files in battery backed SRAM. The battery faithfully kept the SRAM powered for the last 13 years sitting in my garage, patiently waiting for me to use it again.



This morning Kara Swisher republished a Steve Jobs interview from 2004, talking about the products which Apple chooses to pursue and not to pursue. Its an interesting perspective on the eve of Apple's media event today. As she notes, in some respects Apple's new device will be "the Newton’s great-grandson."

Monday, January 25, 2010

Important Safety Announcement About Hot Air

We interrupt these random musings to bring you an important safety announcement:






MacBook with 9 keys melted.

When a very small person spills juice in your laptop, a hairdryer is not the right tool for the job.






It still won't power on, and now nine of the key caps are mangled. I think I've simply disfigured its corpse.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Sun Microsystems, 1982-2010

I was a summer intern at Sun Microsystems in 1991, working on Verilog test cases for a 155 Mbps ATM adaptor. I still have the T-Shirt, shown here. Only after we had the shirts made did the intern coordinator really look at it and notice the Sun logo was orange instead of purple, a bit of a gaffe. On the back are shown the companies who we, the interns, perceived as competitors. I've no idea why Apple is there while SGI is not, chalk it up to the exuberant misinformation of youth.

Sun Microsystems intern T-shirt 1991.

I returned to Sun as an ASIC designer (eventually transitioning into software) and worked there from 1992-2000. The first few years in that span were rough for Sun: the market was just beginning its transition from Unix-based CAD and graphical workstations to Windows NT on x86. Sun managed the transition pretty well, moving the bulk of its business into large SMP servers which the Intel boxes of the time did not scale to. Then came the dotCom boom, which were heady days for Sun.

Sun had a tradition of elaborate April Fools jokes. One year a complete hole of miniature golf was constructed in Scott McNealy's office. Another year a platform was built submerged 1" under the surface of the campus lake, with Andy Bechtolsheim's Ferrari parked upon it. I have the T-Shirt from the 1993 joke: the SHARCStation with superSHARC processor. A complete workstation was submerged at the bottom of a pool, with a scuba diver operating it. I don't remember whether it worked while underwater, but given the culture of Sun at the time I suspect they had come up with a way to waterproof it. Amusingly, I just searched for superSHARC: its now the name of a real processor, a DSP from Analog Devices.

Sun Microsystems April Fools T-Shirt SuperSHARC 1993.

I left Sun 10 years ago... but I've missed it. In the mid 1990s it was a heady place, a company at the top of its game with extensive resources to push the industry along. Its corporate culture valued engineers highly, which showed up in lots of little ways but one big one: enclosed offices. Sun would use cubicles if necessary, but the corporate preference was an office with a door. MTS level positions would be doubled up in an office, Staff Engineers and above were allocated a single office.

After the dotCom bust, Sun's fortunes changed considerably. The way is now clear for Sun to be purchased by Oracle. Rest in Peace, Sun. These last few years have not been kind.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Colloquialisms in Code

Both of my parents are from Tennessee. Per capita, Tennessee has the highest density of colloquialisms than any other place in the western hemisphere. So ... lets code them up. You can mouse over each item to show the original phrase it purports to represent. Note: the Javascript rollovers don't work in the RSS feed, only on the web page. So far as I know, its all akin to voodoo.


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justification = my_ass.pull();
I pulled the justification out of my ass.

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Drawer = Set(["knife1", "knife2"])
if not "sharpest" in Drawer:
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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if not (hand[left].find(his_ass) ||
        hand[right].find(his_ass) ||
        flashlight.find(his_ass)):
He couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight

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ASSERT(dead.val() > doornail.val());
Dead'er than a doornail.

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if (them.fitness == fiddle.fitness):
Fit as a fiddle.

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CHECK(!(water[FISH_CONSTANT]));
Like a fish out of water.

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error: prototype for 'Silk_Purse(Cows_Ear)' does not match any in class 'Silk_Purse'
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

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interface Wagon {
  public:
    void Wheels();
}
class Grandma implements Wagon {
If Grandma had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

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Bricks[LOAD - 2];
Two bricks shy of a load.

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class Shadow {
 public:
  Shadow(Shadow); // copy constructor
}
class Person {
 public:
  Shadow Stand();
}

Person Skinny;
Shadow S(2 * Skinny.Stand())
So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Recollecting The Calculus

Allow me to summarize my recollections of The Calculus:

  1. One must always refer to it as "The Calculus," never just "calculus."
  2. The first derivative is the instantaneous rate of change, i.e. the velocity.
  3. The second derivative is the instantaneous rate of change in the velocity, i.e. accelleration. Etc, etc.
  4. Laplace transforms are a much easier way to compute derivatives.
  5. I have no recollection of how to use the Laplace transform.

Thats pretty much it, in a nutshell. I suspect that had the modern web existed back then, my calculus classes would have been different but my retention of the material decades later would be about the same.

Wolfram Alpha computing a derivative

Friday, January 15, 2010

Intel Acquiring FPGA Vendor?

EE Times reports on a JP Morgan Analyst prediction that Intel will acquire an FPGA vendor. The purported reason: to expand its competitiveness in embedded systems and system-on-chip. The two obvious market leaders in that category are Altera and Xilinx, though there are several smaller vendors like Actel and Lattice as well.

Fake Intel x86 with FPGAs

The SoC angle is interesting, in terms of the disruptive change it might allow. Freescale carries a huge variety of part numbers with various combinations of PowerPC core plus networking, USB, CAN-BUS, encryption, etc. Some of the functionality is implemented via an independant communications processor (a 68k descendant) alongside the PowerPC, to try to make each chip more flexible and able to serve different markets. Nonetheless, its still a very large collection of chips. Intel could be aiming for just a few different parts, with embedded FPGA blocks of various sizes and I/O pinouts. Need CAN-BUS? Buy a part with the right type of pins bonded out, with a license for soft logic IP to load into it. More sophisticated customers could load their own design logic into the FPGA blocks.

At one time Xilinx offered parts with hard logic PowerPC cores, but the CPU performance was modest and did not remain competitive over time. Xilinx and Altera both now emphasize soft logic CPU cores instead. These certainly work... but implementing a CPU in FPGA gates is an awfully expensive way to get your software to run. If Intel were to enter this space it would come from the opposite direction: a modern CPU core paired with a modest amount of FPGA logic.

EETimes published a subsequent rebuttal of the acquisition rumor, throwing around big numbers about the premium to be paid for Altera or Xilinx. The numbers make my head hurt, but its worth a read if you're interested in the topic.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Long Hidden Easter Eggs

As we have a 4 year old daughter, computer games have become part of the background noise in our household. One of the popular games at the moment is Pajama Sam 2. It was published in 1998, and we'll see in a moment why that is relevant.

Pajama Sam Boardroom scene

One scene in the game involves the Chairman of the Board brainstorming who should fill the empty board seat with the other board members. As it is a kids game the Chairman is an overstuffed seat, and the board members are anthropomorphic lumber. Of course. The dialog is complete filler, chosen at random from a small set of snippets:

Board Member: "Did I suggest Bernie from Research?"
Chairman: "Yes."
Board Member: "Did I already mention Bill, the Security guy?"
Chairman: "Yes."
Board Member: "Did somebody suggest the supply clerk?"
Chairman: "Yes."

There is one more snippet, weighted to be played with very low probability. I only happened to hear it once, when the game was left running for an hour. The developers had a little joke.


Board Member: "Maybe we could get Gil Amelio to be on the board."
Chairman: "I'd prefer an internal candidate."

Gil Amelio was the CEO of Apple at the time. Pajama Sam ran on both Windows and Macintosh, which was rather unusual for 1998. That was the deepest part of the "beleaguered Apple" period, where the death and dismemberment of the company was predicted daily.

This is funny for the parents, of course, because a corporate Board is supposed to consist mainly of outside directors to prevent excessive inward focus and make the company more Oh, nevermind.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Y2.01K

Crash the Y2K bug

Y2K was a big deal. A huge amount of money was spent updating older software which stored dates using only two digits. A common solution at the time was to treat dates of 00-09 as post-Y2K, and 10-99 as pre-Y2K. Effectively this only delayed the problem for ten years - our ten years ran out a few days ago. Some examples of failures experienced since Jan 1, 2010:

A huge amount of money and effort was expended in the 1990s to upgrade systems for Y2K. When Jan 1 rolled around and civilization did not end, there was much criticism that the whole thing had been hyped by vendors eager to sell new gear. Quite likely we overspent... but I believe the consequences of underspending would have been more expensive to clean up afterwards.

Fortunately, it appears that magic pixie dust is available to fix all Y2.01K problems, according to a press release from BogusTech. Obviously a spoof, its very funny and well worth reading.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

A Big Day for Mobile Technology

Newton MessagePad 120

Today, January 5, 2010, will be a big day in the history of mobile technology. A huge day. Any tech news site worthy of your attention should devote many resources to the events of today.

I am, of course, referring to the impending Newtpocalypse.

The Apple Newton was a groundbreaking device. The picture accompanying this post is my much-beloved Newton MP120.

NewtonScript tracks time intervals using a 30 bit signed integer, with an epoch of 1993. 229 bits from 1993 is January 5, 2010, at 6:48:31 pm. Tonight. When the NetwonScript time overflows into bit 30 it becomes a negative number, and Bad Things Happen. Fixes have been developed, but only for the later model Newtons. My beloved MP120 will stop working tonight. Sniff. Of course, it hasn't been charged since 1999 so its effective behavior will be unchanged.

PS: in addition to being the Newtpocalypse, I think Google has some kind of announcement today relating to mobile tech.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Access Hatches

Underground labYes, the rumors are true. Google has constructed a series of secret underground labs connected by high pressure pipes, to synthesize and transport Google Juice around the planet. Google Juice is devilishly difficult to generate and must be infused into a website quickly before it begins to destabilize, though once absorbed by the server it is remarkably stable.


The apparatus which powers this system requires constant supervision and maintenance, and if you watch carefully you might spot the access hatches scattered here and there.

Google manhole cover

(Kidding. Really. Nothing to see, please move on.)