Monday, January 31, 2011

Updating the Zodiac

Noting the impact of date corrections in stoking interest, Astrologers have announced further changes to the Zodiac for 2012. Instead of just 12 signs roughly corresponding to a month each there will be 8,766 signs, one for each hour of the year. The Hubble space telescope has provided ample stellar data to make this possible. Additionally to keep the Zodiac fresh, periodically old signs will be retired and new ones introduced.

Companies wishing to sponsor their logo as a new Zodiacal symbol should contact the International Union of Astrology and Tarot. One, five, and twenty year plans are available.

Hubble starfield image superimposed with decepticon, tron recognizer, wizard hat